starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

(via not-ur-glrfriend)

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

(via hi)

(Source: memewhore, via hi)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via pacificghosthighway)

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via quitdickinaround)

"One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life."

— Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88, via perfect)

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

(via findmeunderthemoon)

fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

(via trust)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via fuqitshithappens)

ron-swanson:

this isnt a video

its an experience

(via wtfisthisfor)

otherbully1:

Dylan and Tyler recount ghost stories!

Tyler’s face like “didn’t I say it was some scurry shit?”

(Source: relentlessclimb, via emmalovesstiles)

mishasminions:

just-a-little-snowflake:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass



The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

mishasminions:

just-a-little-snowflake:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass

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The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

(via yaoihowdy)